Changes ahead for storybridge/wordpress

July 24th, 2008

Tell ye a story bout a girl named Sez,
poor ole’ blogger,
barely kept her site upkept,

Then one day she was shootin’ for some news,
when up thru the ‘Net came a bloggin’ cruise!

Google, that is.

Net gold - Silicon Valley tea.

Well the first thing you know ole Sez’ a bloggin dude,
using cool web UI’s with no trouble at all.

They said Californ-i-a’s the place you oughta go
and there usin’ Blogger’s the only way to go.

The Beverly Hillbillies - credit to http://www.menziesera.com
(With apologies to the Beverly Hillbillies).

So the endless rounds of updating wordpress, fighting off spammers and crackers has finally gotten too much, so I am over the next wee while going to move off my current custom linux box setup, and onto the suite of Google Apps products.

Right now you can access the previous post New New Economy hosted in my new digs on Blogger at http://blog.storybridge.org.

This was pretty simple to achieve by using Bloggers custom domain name feature, and modifying my storybridge DNS so that the CNAME points to bloggers hosts.

Blogger has a lot of other nice features, like just clicking a checkbox to get a captcha that will deter spammers, without having to fiddle with plugins that break on upgrades - which is the Wordpress story.

The big concern is losing many many years of blogging and authoring history.

And losing you - whoever you are. The handful of stalwarts that keep reading.

Please stick with me - keep coming back.

Kick yer shoes off and sit a spell. :-)

If my plans work out the same URL’s will keep working. You won’t even have to change your bookmarks.

My plan is to write a redirector in Google App Engine and have the main storybridge.org site point to that, and use it to redirect incoming connects to path’s like http://storybridge.org/wordpress - and to the wiki pages I have created over the years.

And, you know something - I must say the Kool-aid is tasting pretty damn good right now.

The new new economy

July 13th, 2008

In the heyday of the Internet boom, startups were wooing normally sage and conservative investors with crazy on-line get-rich-quick- schemes, all in the name of the New Economy.

“See, its ok that we’re not going to make any profit, and that we’re going to burn a million bucks a month hiring geeks and paying for their parties and nerf weaponry, because - hey - its the New Economy. You don’t need to actually monetize this stuff because everyone can see that this new web-enabled tom-foolery-powered service of ours is going skyward!”

There’s a lot to be said about all that, like how it was marketing guys from Harvard and vulture capitalists from Wall Street, that really pushed the bubble skyward, not the geeks who just wanted to write code.

But I don’t want to get distracted by the history of the New Economy because I’m only bringing up that old ancient history - so last decade - to make a comparison. A comparison with the New New Economy: Energy.

If you thought the dot.com era was crazy, get ready to suspend disbelief and put away your financial sensibilities all over again, because a new cadre of oddball entrepreneurs are coming to Silicon Valley.

The really really irritating thing is that we do desperately need innovation on the energy front.

But there is a lot more chaff than wheat in these biodiesel, fuel-cell, solar, wind and other schemes - and the average joe, the man on the Clapham omnibus, and the investor are going to have a tough time seeing through it.

Because like post-9/11 when there was a need to do something about terrorism, a zillion dodgy companies, consultants sprung up; but not just those private sector types; there were also bureaucrats, quangoes and public-sector pencil-pushers in newly set up organizations; all because money was being thrown around and someone had to be there to scoop it up. Now this is tax-payers money I’m talking about, as well as investors money.

The same tax-payers waiting in huge long lines at the airport to have our bags searched and take our shoes off in some bizarre ritual designed to make us feel something is being done.

In the New New Economy there will be:

  • Wacky schemes touted as “breakthroughs” designed to scoop up investment cash and venture capital
  • Think-tanks, studies and websites that are actually FUD campaigns from PR companies paid by vested corporate interests, in Old Economy energy sectors like oil, coal and rubber;
  • Jumped up government organizations, full of idealism but with no power to do anything except generate press-statements
  • Cynical government organizations, full of fat-cat bureaucrats who have just rotated out of some corporation
  • Some genuine useful and profitable enterprises working with energy technologies that we already know to work well

What? No amazing new breakthroughs that genuinely advance energy technology?

See - its like this. All our energy comes from one place - a big nuclear reactor 93 million miles away.

Not some, or most - all of it.

There is no way to magic more of it up.

From the time before there were people and cars, the sun was putting energy into the Earth that wound up getting stored as coal and oil, but there’s only a very small amount of that stuff.

The Sun has been storing it for millions of years.

We’ve been using it for a hundred years, and its close to gone.

And we’re on track to use it all up in the next 10 or so. Maybe you don’t believe that, maybe we’ll all start driving Prius cars, and maybe the Tooth Fairy is real - maybe it will last 50 years.

That doesn’t really matter, because it will all be gone in our lifetimes.

No more oil, no more petrol.

And it’ll take the sun another bunch of a million years to make more.

Our lifetimes? Great - lets wait until then to develop alternative energy.

Uhhh - except by then it will be too late.

Government and big business already had half-a-century of warnings that we needed to do something.

The first un-ignorable warning signs were back in 1973 when there was a global “oil crisis”. Here’s an excerpt from that article, by Brian Trumbore:

When OPEC announced the sharp price rise, the shock waves were immediate. Industrial democracies, accustomed to uninterrupted sources of cheap, imported oil, were suddenly at the mercy of a modern Arab nationalism, standing up to American oil companies that had once held their countries in a vise grip. Many of these “new” Arabs were Harvard educated and familiar with the ways of the West, and to many Americans it was impossible to understand how their standard of living was now being held hostage to obscure border clashes in strange parts of the world.

Later in the 70’s more of the “new” Arabs flexing their power over the decadent west, led New Zealand (where I was living at the time) to introduce Carless Days, in an attempt to stem the haemorrhage of petro-dollars. In the USA we began to hear phrases like “strategic reserve” and “energy security”.

Remembering Carless days.

If you had this sticker on your windscreen, no car for you on Thursday. Get a ride from your friend that has a “Friday” sticker, and then swap the next day.

This stuff affected peoples lives. But big oil, the auto industry, the technologists - what did they do after this big wakeup call? Produce cars that use more petrol, not less.

To find out about the rank bastardry of these companies read

  • Plug-in Hybrids, the Cars that will Recharge America by Sherry Boschert
  • Car Mania: A Critical History of Transport by Winifred Wolf and Gus Fagan

Both books talk about how National City Lines, a bus company, was setup by Standard Oil of California, General Motors and Firestone tyres in 1936 to scrap the electric public transit system of California. In 1940 by lobbying the government and using financial muscle they achieved this in Fresno, San Jose and Stockton, using their subsidiary Pacific City Lines. In 1944 they followed up by gutting the electric transit system in Los Angeles.

Two weeks ago I went on a trip to Monterey for my 3rd wedding anniversary, and we stayed in the lovely Old St Angela Guest House overlooking Monterey Bay. Sitting in the old brocaded lounge room, I spoke with an elderley gentlemen who recalled those days in Los Angeles.

He had a look of amazement and betrayal on his face, when he talked about how Standard Oil, Firestone tyres and General Motors had gotten away with this.

San Francisco still has its street cars, and these are as ever popular and effective a service as they always were. Why did those companies do what they did? For profit.

So the 1970’s came and went and big autos and big oil just went right back to doing what they have always done. Profiting at our expense, and at the expense of our futures.

Now that we’re staring down the barrel of a new energy crisis, what do you think those corporate guys are going to do?

More of the same.

They want a system where they control trucks delivering some product to a gas station and lots of obedient consumers queueing up to fork over their cash. They want cars to keep on being sold and folks to keep buying tyres to go on them.

So what can we rely on?

What is the real answer, if we can’t rely the answer to come out of a bowser at a gas station?

The final answer is not going to be one magic product that solves everything. There is no magic bullet.

There is no scientific discovery just about to pop out of a test-tube at the HQ of Exxon-Mobil.

The final answer will be a locality-based energy blend of the following:

Because the key to solving this new crisis, and the key simultaneously to tapping into the New New Economy is not to think about “what do we put in our tanks?”.

The June 21st-27th 2008 edition of “The Economist” magazine, a dry publication of conservative British money-men, has a 14 page article on “The Future of Energy”. It makes for interesting reading. When I received the paper copy in the mail I was amazed to see how frankly they were approaching the whole issue, and very very interested to see who they were predicting would be striking it rich in this new energy boom.

The old guard Standard Oil, Exxon-Mobile etc - they don’t rate much of a mention.

Its the Silicon Valley entrepreneurs and the new innovators that The Economist is looking to for taking the lead.

From The Economist:

You don’t hear much about the hydrogen economy these days. Nor fuel cells. The buzz-phrase is “plug-in hybrid”.

Climate change, has hit all of our consciousnesses now. If Katrina wasn’t enough - and you’re not watching the international press to learn of environment disasters overseas - then pick up the “City of Moutain View - Water Quality ‘07″ report and read the front page headline: “Drought Declared”.

Governor Schwarzenegger declared the first statewide drought in 17 years. March and April 2008 were among the driest in California’s recorded history.

Ordinary people are now caring deeply about climate change and looking for answers - they’re buying fuel efficient cars, for that reason as well as for reasons of financial economy.

They’ve heard the FUD about Hummer vs Prius and said “Are you kidding? Buy a gas guzzler when petrol is at these crazy prices?”.

Here’s the changes ahead:

  • 90% of private journeys in vehicles will be made in an all electric vehicle (either private vehicles or public transit systems)
  • All motor-vehicle manufacturers still in business, will have performance and prestige vehicles that are electric powered and zero emission
  • Other vehicles, such as long-haul trade vehicles; and a few passenger trips will be made in vehicles powered by alternative fuels; but
    • fuels will be different state-to-state, county-to-county, due to cost driven factors such as local by-product availablity, for example sugar cane wastes; and costs of reticulation, storage and transport
    • There will in general be no large scale production and reticulation of fuels by big companies
    • Instead ethanol, and diesel substitutes such as pure vegetable oil will be supplied by an eclectic bunch of localized smaller and larger businesses capitalizing on supply of by-products in their area, for example corn husks, or timber mill waste
    • These businesses will employ local labour and talent to meet the demand, instead of all the profits of the transport industry going to oil and petroleum monopolists
  • But these alternative fuel vehicles will be a small and unpopular minority amongst consumers
    • they will be seen as a backward, noisy, inconvenient and low-prestige option to the electric vehicle
    • electric cars will be refuelled by points at cafe’s, supermarkets, company car parks - everywhere you see wireless internet offered now, free recharge points will be available
    • electric cars will “top up” via solar panels that add another 10% or more to the time between refuelling stops
    • compared with this convenience, the new fuel cells, and bio-fuels will be a very low-brow, beta-max option
    • aviation and defence will become far and away the biggest users of fossil fuels but both of these will be at a fraction of their current levels for a range of reasons

    So there it is. My little bit of a futurism for the day.

    Roll on the New New Economy.

tasty spam

July 10th, 2008

You have to love the Goog.


Context-sensitive advertising
is brilliant - a medium that informs and entertains.

Spam sensitive advert - click for full picture

I’m not sure that recipesource.com actually got the visitors clicking through to that site with thoughts aligned to tasty heart-warming dishes of spam.

Netizens were in fact more likely to be in a negative frame of mind toward the internet advertiser fraternity, as they gnashed their teeth in impotent rage against the evil spammers that fill our mail boxes with junk.

This appeared on my work email, hence why some secret thingo had to be blurred out at the top left.

But you have to love it.

Would that not be the first thing you’d put in your routine to decide what was the most fitting ad?

if (mCurrentFrame.name.equals("Spam Folder")) {
   ContextAds.DeprecateActualSpamAds(kTimeliness::RightNow);
}

Yeah?

Duc of URL

May 28th, 2008

So a crazy plan is afoot to ride my bike for 1000 miles. In 24 hours.

The name for this madness is the “SaddleSore 1000“, promoted and oversighted by a group appropriately enough named the Iron Butt Association.

This would all be a lot more comfortable if I was doing it on a GoldWing - but I’m taking my shiny red Ducati. Shiny. Red. Go fast.
Duc out on a ride with a lot of cruisers

I have picked up some gear for the ride - including a SPOT beacon, a tank bag and a camelbak.

Later I will post here the URL to check the progress of the ride in live updates.

We who, we who, ennui

April 30th, 2008

I’m very tired.

Its 2 minutes from the witching hour as I write this and the wind outside is making a keening sound in the eaves outside the window.

“We who….”. Then silence.

“We who!… We who..!!!”.

Its like this crappy tape of Halloween party sound effects that I may still have buried in a drawer somewhere. Or the soundtrack to some old Hitchcock movie.

Is it we who wait? We who rage ’round in the ether somewhere unknown? Or we who are dead and now play on the minds of the living? Or on those who have too much time at 12:03 in the morning.

Oh, and just in case I forgot - screw you spammers!!! You suck beyond the telling of it!!!

At least I have now hacked the PHP cluster-fskc they call wordpress to stop honouring the dogpile of POST’s that are coming into this server. Hopefully whatever bot army will eventually age storybridge.org off their list of “go spam this” sites.

But its paid work that has been keeping me up, not storybridge.

I’m up because of system administration. I seem to remember this from before. You’d think I’d have learned. I’m getting paid well for this but its not covering paying to get my sanity back.

To be fair my job is far from pure system administration, but to the extent that it is I want it changed. I have done my time of staying up to 4am to fix the mail store. Getting paid twice what I did back then to stay up to midnight is still not good enough.

The ghosts outside don’t really worry me, its old grey lady bent double coming up behind me that does. I am far from ready to make my peace with her yet.

screw you spammers, signed Al Gore

April 10th, 2008

In the past 48 hours I got 300+ spam comments here, on my website.

This was because the captcha that normally slows down the influx of spam had somehow been defeated.

Sigh.

There is so much that is crapulous and low, about the internet. In that regard it is a pretty good reflection of humanity.

I just recently finished, Al Gore’s book “The Assault on Reason”.

It amazes me that people complain that Al Gore is too depressing.

Have they thought this through?

“Jay Leno is mildly amusing, but Al Gore is too gloomy. I’ll go watch Leno.”

“The weather report is saying something about my house is about to slide off into the sea because of an oncoming tsunami. So I’ll go stick my head in the sand.’

Really the people here are so completely disempowered and disenfranchised - they have given up.

Al Gore is hoping the internet will be our saving. A well spring of democracy in action, and civic-mindedness will spring up from the bloggers and the surfers, and rescue us from inaction.

Except they are too busy downloading porn, ripped movies, and apparently writing bots to spam comment boxes on websites.

Well, I’m striking back - even tho’ these lowlife scamming blackguards have wasted half my day, I am taking what little time I have left to say “screw you!”.

Do something decent with the internet - read!

Or buy Gore’s book and learn what the incumbent government has been doing with your mandate and your tax dollars.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgh!!!

z5 stylee

February 19th, 2008

Yea, not the BMW.

I’ve been playing with the old text-based game interpreters, from the days of Zork and the Infocom games.

If you head over to Inform.org’s rather literate looking website you can get a copy of Inform7, the latest natural language version of their text game compiler. It comes with an edit-and-run IDE which worked pretty nicely for me on both Mac and on Linux (tho’ I compiled the Linux version from source for my 64-bit home machine).

I decided to do a take on an idea I had for a Blade Runner-esque RPG, called Ethex2040.

ethex2040 splash

Results so far are pretty impressive. You can get together a lot of complex content in a relatively short time, and the natural language syntax - while still in truth a programming language - feels really nice to use.

I’d be rather chuffed to get feedback on this opening chapter. It might encourage me to finish it off. :-)

Just download the game, and the z5 interpreters needed to the run it, available for Windows, Mac and Linux.

fey spook

January 25th, 2008

Yeah. Bleh.

I wanted to join a group called “Geek Girl Dinners” - they are doing some really cool things with organizing speakers and getting together over munchies to talk about being girls and geeks, and network and discuss technology. Trouble is they use this sodding social network site to collaborate.

I’ve long privately smirked at Social Networking. Linked-In I joined up with a while ago because it has a more professional sort of focus.

But damned if I was going to join any of these other ones. Then I found my husband had joined up to one. Whaaattt??

And now if I want to communicate with people I know in Australia I have to create a damn profile??

And wait forever while its ajax stuff does whatever the hell its doing.

face book loading…

Now its telling me how many friends I have.

I can’t believe people think Gmail is too creepy but think its just a fantastic idea to type your webmail passwords and a bunch of other private information into websites like this.

When their stock tanks and the CIO sells all the collected email addresses, postal addresses and dates of birth to the Russian mafia to be used in identity theft don’t say I didn’t warn you. I don’t know if we’re worth saving.

Moving, 2008

January 2nd, 2008

The initial pain of moving from nice cosy Australia has faded just leaving lots of cuts, bruises and general maiming.

What at first seemed like a courageous decision, a road of risk and a vote for derring-do, a valiant sorty out into the wild beyond; now looks suspiciously like something much more prosaically more tawdry.

It was expensive to come here. Let me draw you a picture.

moving.dot graphviz - click for source

We had a nice house full of a lot of stuff. Most of it had to be sold or given away.

Why, when we had a 20 foot shipping container to fill with whatever we wanted to take?

Vehicles, because they drive on the wrong side of the road here.

Anything at all that uses electricity because for a start the plugs (and the electricity sockets) over here are the wrong damn shape. And hey, guess what, the power that comes out is wrong too.

plugs

In some cases a decision was made to bring it, and it arrived broken into bits. Or after 8 weeks trying to do without it while it rotted in a container on the high-seas we had to buy one to fill the gap. Now the one from home arrives and somehow the gloss has gone from it.

Sigh. Maybe in 2008 it will prove that it was all worth it.

Maybe.

The Trap

November 22nd, 2007

The documentary The Trap is the broadest scope of political philosophical essayism delivered over a bed of chopped media footage. Its creator is Adam Curtis - something of a firebrand in British public broadcasting - who came to my attention courtesy of his bare-knuckled commentary about the influence of bloggers in an interview with the UK site The Register.

By the way if you want to see “The Trap” you can buy copies of it on DVD: of course I can’t recommend following the links from The Registers site since that might bring you to an unauthorised copy of it. Strange - because it was until recently available on YouTube.

Since I don’t really think of myself as a blogger, I didn’t take Curtis’ register interview comments to heart. But I’m fascinated by his programme of thought as expounded in “The Trap”. The nature of Freedom is a particularly important inquiry for me. The documentary itself is a must see of the essayist genre.

Curtis’ agenda is to shine a light onto the works and actions over the last century or so of intellectuals responsible for constructing a poisoned version of freedom. In a Guardian article earlier this year written while Curtis was editing the documentary the reporter finishes up by surveying a number of influential psychiatrists and psychologists. Their experiments seem particularly chilling now. But also featuring are economists, mathematicians, and philosophers. Even my favourite evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins makes a cameo in Curtis’ monster parade.

The film-making is of a type pioneered in the early 80’s by Atomic Cafe, an expose of both nuclear policy and US propaganda from the 50’s. Atomic Cafe owes its popularity in part to earlier to the cinematic exploitation of Reefer Madness, a film made originally in the 1930’s with funding from a church group, it was then cut with more salacious and melodramatic footage by subsequent producers. Reefer Madness became a cult classic with an audience forty years on, because it gave the viewer a feeling of superiority watching the quaint (to our modern eyes) anti-marijuana propaganda. What Atomic Cafe did was to take 20+ year old film footage, add contrast, and highlight the melodramatic nature of this older footage, by taking clips from a range of sources and using fast editing, colourization and framing to create a montage effect.

One tendency of this montage approach is that it makes us feel like we are astute time travellers watching the follies of a more primitive time of men. Its a seductive technique that invites us to view the events from a new vantage point at once radical and considered. Overlaying this in “The Trap” with beautifully voiced commentary, Curtis takes the genre to a new level, communicating sophisticated and complex ideas of politics, and philosophy to a an audience ranging from the Internet generation, through to the traditional BBC watcher.

He is an essayist with a barrow to push like Michael Moore, but with less humour, the same candour, and a lot more British schooling. I laughed and despaired reading Moore’s “Stupid White Men”, especially when he awarded Condoleeza Rice an honorary spot as a SWM; but somehow Curtis leaves you feeling just despair, even tho’ his programme on the surface is ostensibly about illumination not darkness.

If there’s one take home message from Curtis it is that freedom does not mean something simple, any more, if it ever did.

I have Richard Stallman’s likeness on my blogs cover page, and have a great respect for his work on the freedoms of people with respect to computer software. It seems like such a simple idea, but its taken 2 years of hard work on GPL3 by Stallman and lawyers such as Eben Moglen from the Software Freedom Law Center. Why is it so difficult to specify what freedom is?

I’ve met Stallman, and heard him speak - he’s uncompromising and clear. Whatever you think of his views it is clear what those views are. Moglen too I have heard lecturing and the man has a mind like a steel trap. But even in the hands of these two freedom is like smoke, it resists definition to the last. And there’s plenty who are not happy with the GPLs freedoms.

Curtis also seems to come to the end of his 3-part series without an answer for all of us.

But perhaps that is the answer - freedom is so many things to so many people, that its power to evoke emotion and rally people to its banner is an unfortunate thing because having won it our revolutionaries find they have enforced freedom’s exact opposite. Curtis deals with the revolutionaries and the thinkers who have put dangerous ideas in their hands, with some admiration but clearly pointing out the guillotine and the gulag.

I recenlty saw Rendtion, a movie starring Jake Gyllenhall and Reese Witherspoon as parties to a CIA sanctioned kidnapping of a terror suspect, an “extraordinary rendtion”. I won’t go on about it - read the excellent NY Times review:

an honest and difficult goal, which is to use the resources of mainstream movie-making to get viewers thinking about a moral crisis that many of us would prefer to ignore.

…or go and see it.

Rendtion is a microcosm of the twisted misunderstanding Curtis discusses, which in the hands of whitehouse speechwriters and political spin-doctors means anything goes, and no-one is exempt from suspicion, surveillance or imprisonment in the name of freedom.

At the end of Rendtion we get out of movie seat after Anwar El-Ibrahimi (Omar Metwally) sails in a rowboat back to his pregnant wife (Witherspoon) with the feeling that “phew, thank goodness for that”, and can go to bed safe in the knowledge that that nice man with the brown puppy dog eyes (Gyllenhall) is working for the CIA and they’ll ultimately do the right thing.

Curtis doesn’t let us off the hook at all. He leaves us with the a string of uncomfortable revelations, and the nervous feeling that we need to wake up and smell the propaganda.